As you know, Fat Barry's thesis is that most people who achieve any 'power' in government have been blackmailed years ago by the dark state. There are polaroids and Betamax's aplenty, locked away, ready for activation.
In its desperation to reverse Brexit, said murky state has had to step out of the shadows and sacrifice a few minor pawns in the Westminster sex scandal, to bring the rest to heel on the old choke chain. A salutory reminder to do what is required: that is to go nowhere, to be reabsorbed into the EU.
Meanwhile, more on Brenda's Paradise Papers, a kind of jolly Rizla that I get her off the market, every so often.
And of course, Mrs. Brown's Boys.