Oxfam, Cox Femmes, Virtue Frignalling & Dr Falder’s 32 stretch

February 21, 2018

So, let's talk virtue frignalling, Brendan Cox, Oxfam, select committees, the heinous crimes of Dr. Matthew Falder of Birmingham (oceanic seismology is key according to Brenda) and his 32 year sentence compared to a recent sentence handed down in the Rotherham scandal.

Plus, please don't mention LeRoy in front of Brenda, nor those blokes who come round selling sponges and j-cloths.


Phuket Boris Johnson Brexit HP Sauce and Mandy Rice Mogg

February 19, 2018

Beautiful fry-up today from Brenda and I thought I'd drag out the old microphone and lay me down some good ol' northern drivel about the state of play globally, focusing on Brexit, BoJo's speech on Valentine's Day, the dangers of brown sauce, and do you want a soft or hard boiled Brexit?  Boris' Notting Hill argument went thus: If 400,000 classy French folk of the higher paid and talented variety lived in London during my papacy earning shed loads and visiting Cafe Rouge chaque nuit what's not to like about unfettered immigration generally...  Er... try living beyond the north circular, my brother-in-law Pete opines.

So then, Brexit, reveal yourself: it's not about finances, it's not about immigration, it's about self determination and the good old demos.

PPS. I am not a Fake News organ, nor am I Frank Gardner, MkII, the CIA-GCHQ reconditioned Fax-Bot. What am I?


Assange Wikileaks Jane Austen & Bent Coppers

February 13, 2018

Yes, the book I was trying to think of which is a great read by the way and says some very unflattering things about the Court of Appeal, the CPS and of course the Metropolitan Police is called 'Untouchables: Dirty Cops, bent justice and racism in Scotland Yard' by Michael Gillard.

Anyway it shows with great clarity, albeit in the Supergrass era, just how willing the courts have been to turn a deaf ear and blind eye to justice as and when it suits them.

One can't help feeling that Mr. Assange is being put through the judical wringer in exactly the same way.

Incidentally can anyone tell me which of the Flying Squad branches was more corrupt: Tower Bridge, Rigg Approach or conceivably Finchley?

Hard Brexit now the only option, and no, it's nothing to do with economics.


Trump: not a nutter just a plain idiot plus Bishop Bell Ball and Candle

January 18, 2018

Happy New Year to all my loyal listener!

El Presidente of the new banana republic, the USA, has been proven not mad, which is great.

The Church of England has historians queueing up to say that Bishop Bell or is it Ball was a very nice man and that any hint of impropriety cannot be laid at his door because he was a very nice man.  That seems to be the thrust of it.  I don't know what to think.  Is the compo culture finally over - or could I still get in a retrospective claim against Gracie Fields?    

Back from Barbados, seeing Brenda's clan, and disappointed to be in Lincolnshire, where the sun don't shine very often.


I’m back with O Jerusalem, Brenda’s Holy Land Donkey Love plus Grenfell

December 11, 2017

What's going on in the world?

Forget Jerusalem for a mo, what about the Care Homes owned by Four Seasons and the like being milked for cash by your favourite Hedge Funds and then kicked to the kerb, with our parents and grandparents clinging to the wreckage?

On second thoughts don't forget Jerusalem.  Fat Barry gives it a little thought, and also muses on the strategically placed item on the BBC news about a Donkey sanctuary in the Holy Land.  Plus the Imperial Stormtroopers and a man with a small stick.

All human life is here, plus one man (le twa', c'est moi!) trying to pick his way through the flotsam and jetsam of lies and propaganda on the media, with especial attention to BBC Radio 4 Today flagship. 


Westminster Sex Scandals designed to ‘encourager les autres’ to vote against Brexit

November 7, 2017

As you know, Fat Barry's thesis is that most people who achieve any 'power' in government have been blackmailed years ago by the dark state.  There are polaroids and Betamax's aplenty, locked away, ready for activation.

In its desperation to reverse Brexit, said murky state has had to step out of the shadows and sacrifice a few minor pawns in the Westminster sex scandal, to bring the rest to heel on the old choke chain. A salutory reminder to do what is required: that is to go nowhere, to be reabsorbed into the EU.

Meanwhile, more on Brenda's Paradise Papers, a kind of jolly Rizla that I get her off the market, every so often.

And of course, Mrs. Brown's Boys.



Bloomberg, Spacey, the Old Vic, some Old Dick and the Quid Pro Blo.

November 1, 2017

A mixed bag today in which I think about Samhain, the Celtic Wiccan festival, the outrage in Manhattan via Home Despot (sic), the 'selfless' interference of Michael Bloomberg into the democratic intent of the UK vis a vis Brexit, Kevin Spacey and his accusers not to mention a bit of Wordsworth and the lascivious wren, Troglodytes troglodytes.

All human life is here.  Plus my views on Soya Milk.

Not to mention, my continued reflections on the great work of Louis Theroux and why living in America in the way that he portrays so well, is a condition to be avoided at all costs.  Do something about that, Mike Bloomberg if you're so philanthropic. "I do already, bigtime, because we had a $150,000 benefit ball at the Waldorf blah blah blah...  Etc, etc, etc.


Hillary Clinton, those pesky Russians, nice (v)lad Julian Assange and conspiracy stuff.

October 21, 2017

Hey, hey, USA, you really gotta get used to losing and losers! This whole winning and winners narrative, against all the evidence, is becoming embarrassing to watch. Moreover, you guys, you really gotta stop all this moving forward nonsense, you gotta get reflective, start thinking about where it all went wrong. (Because from where we're standing, in the rest of the world, it certainly has gone wrong, very sadly, for you folks.) 

It all went t**s up, you will recall, with JFK in Dallas, that's where.  And 'Nam or 'Rowan and Lockheed Martin's Laugh In' as it was never known.

When you're lead car in the motorcade, in any motorcade, you gotta glance in the rear view mirror from time to time, just to check your Chief has a brain. Get checkin'.

Ploughing on, shouting Win, Win, Win, and Kill, Kill, Kill (with extra cheese) are not going to take you anywhere helpful- not in the long run. That's how you end up where you are, with a choice that's no choice. Hillary and Donald. Please! Time for a little reflection.

Maybe time for a smallish, bald man with a naked torso on a horse, to ride in. He's got the Amstrad, Raspberry pi, and a key to your backdoor.

Note to self: stay off the Hoppy Hen.

Thanks all but most especially to John Pilger and the experts at NIST.



Thompson and Weinstein in ‘No Country for Old Men’s Tongues’ Producer’s Cut

October 15, 2017

Fat B tunes in to Andrew Marr on a whim, after looking for a Vespa for Brenda on eBay.

John McDonnel and why he should move away from viscose, and lighten up a bit.

Emma Thompson on old men's tongues and the stable door, plus Hilary Clinton and her sensible trousers.

Plus, marmite moments, Fry & Laurie, doing the Lambeth Walk, and...

C'mon everyone, let's boycott the cinema!  It's all shit anyway. (Except for the new Blade Runner which was brilliant).


BAE ‘You’re Killing Me’ Systems face Job Losses, including Head of Gifts and Bribes

October 11, 2017

What a world!  Job losses at 'Killing Me Softly' Pride of Britain Death Corp. BAE Systems are announced. Er, is Boo Hoo the response they're after?

A devastated employee opined: "We took real pride in soldering in the anthrax cylinders. Craftsmen we were. And the filigree work on that Death Ray, ee bye gum, it were reet beautiful. As for the... blah, blah, blah".

Wot?  The French offering sweeter baksheesh inducements than us?  Outrageous. 'I'll see your Citroen Dyan and raise you 20 Camels and throw in a photo of Prince Charles and Wilfred Thesiger, oh and a facsimile of Tony Blair's contract with Beelzebub'.

Stop calling me Dyan.

Hopefully we'll soon be back in poll position, selling the finest death tackle in show.  I hope so - for the Yemeni children. This isn't just any missile - this is a British BAE Systems missile!

I just died from your arms tonight - Cutting Crew.

Let's support our local death merchants and BE PROUD once more.

Hmmm... plus Brenda, Vegas, hoovering and the great taste of Brexit.